tv guide

<sub>you surf the channels
you read the tv guide

you search the annals
of your long lost mind

tell me what is on today
its enough the programs play

you flip through papers
old stacks of magazines

sooner or later
youll be my tv queen

tell me how to play the game
everyone will know our names

its an honor, a point of pride
to belong to your tv guide

your tv guide</sub>